Absorbent Taco

Occurring only to females, the act of having a maxi pad, tampon, or any period absorbing product fold inside the vagina with a small portion of the ends sticking out.

This is the last time I use maxi pad; I literally sit down in my chair, and what happens? It slides up into an Absorbent Taco.

by MyDadHitsMe October 25, 2017

Taco Wasted

The act of eating an entire 12 pack of taco bell tacos in one sitting, and the feeling afterwards.

Last night I got Taco Wasted when I got home.

by Expo314 February 27, 2012

taco oral

Performing oral on a taco as if it were a cock.

Aww man the taco and I had fun last night doing taco oral.

by Iwantaspankin December 20, 2016

Taco Basket

Euphemism for thong or underwear.

This taco basket is really comfy.
Man! I just got the most awesome taco basket!

by Frowler December 14, 2010

toilet taco

a taco you eat in the bathroom

skott: where should i eat my taco
grace: in the bathroom its a toilet taco

by heelysbiggestfan March 02, 2018

magic taco

When a woman inserts magic mushrooms into her cooch.

Susie wanted Tom to eat her magic taco, so that they could both get high.

by schoonmaker July 27, 2019

Crotch Taco

1. Noun: a slang, descriptive name for the vagina

Looking across the pool I could tell she had a beautiful crotch taco underneath her bikini bottoms.

by jagerhall August 08, 2019