eat her wipe paper

when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.

Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.

by lostaccident007 October 12, 2016

Toilet paper

The same kinds of people who bought all the toilet paper will be the ones trying to get more restrictions and shut downs while they make money off the toilet paper and water, allowing them to go without being policed, while trying to get everyone else policed, it's the way some people have always been.

What kind of hypocrisy is worse than the shit people are doing with the toilet paper and water. Its silliness, but that doesn't make it funny.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

《¤》Print《¤》Documents《¤》In《¤》Side《¤》Your《¤》Computer 《¤》Paper《¤》

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《¤》Print《¤》Documents《¤》In《¤》Side《¤》Your《¤》Computer 《¤》Paper《¤》

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025

Toilet Paper

Worth $100 is what everyone thinks but toilet paper won’t save you from corona.

Random guy: I’ll give you 100 bucks for one roll.
Person: one roll? Huh
Random guy: shh... toilet paper
Person: umm okay it’s not like it’ll save you from corona
Random guy:😳 yes it will

by Daniel156 April 5, 2020

No more paper?

When you need to print something but you realise you have ran out of paper

Oh no!
Is there No More Paper?

by cool dogs eat December 16, 2022

Rock Paper Scissors

A technique Goku uses in the anime Dragon Ball.

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The rock paper scissors technique, the user shouts "Jan Ken", then a name corresponding to the attack: "Gu", equals rock and will be a strong punch. "Chyoki", equals scissors and will be a poke in the eyes. "Pa", equals paper and will be an open palm strike. In censored dubs of Dragon Ball, the scissor part is cut.

by o_o <(...) April 27, 2013

Toilet Paper

Pretty much the most valuable thing from 2020.

Guy 1: Do you know where I can get toilet paper?
Guy 2: Nowhere, all of the angry karens and grandmas took them.

by Get Noobed XD January 19, 2021