give ur bf/gf head day

May 14th, a worldwide day where you give your significant other head for at-least an hour.

give ur boyfriend or girlfriend head please cause its give ur bf/gf head day

by BigDickDaddy37 May 12, 2022

National hold ur crushes hand day

Go hold hand with that special person

October 11 is National hold ur crushes hand day

by The noobs 34 October 10, 2019

ur mum the mega big super gey

Too dangerous to ever say or everyone in the universe will die

"ur mum gey"
"no u"
"ur mum the big gey"
"no u"
"UR MUM THE MEGA BIG SUPER GEY"
*dies in huge ball of death rolling down a volcano with lava all over it and spikes*

by Michaelsoft Binbows June 11, 2018

wagwan piffting wots ur bbm pin

‘hello beautiful woman can i get your blackberry messenger pin’ this is often used by ‘roadmen’

this is a phrase that a youtubers George Memeulous who has the biggest dick and massive muscles he is also 6’5 and has totally not made me write that part.

man: ‘wagwan piffting wots ur bbm pin’
woman: ‘here it is my g, light me a spliff while ur at it init’

by _h3llok1ttywh0r3_ August 16, 2020

Ur next generation likes anal penetration

The absolute worst insult that has ever existed every time it is said a black hole opens up some where in the universe.

Tim: ur mom gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Tim: ur sister a mister
John: don't make me say it
Tim: do it, I dare you
John: ur next generation likes anal penetration.
Tim : (immediately disintegrates while screaming)

by Dingo dongiloid June 2, 2018

NationaI slap ur crushes ass day

slap crushes ass

Me: *slaps crushes ass*

Crush: “why did you do that?”

Me: “I had to it’s December 6th nationaI slap ur crushes ass day

by Imcoolright December 6, 2019

national ask ur crush out day

ask ur crush out on April 25th :) do it u pussy. u have to

hey whore go ask ur crush out its national ask ur crush out day

by dream.._.simp April 25, 2022