A jordan is a prepubescant boy who was born when his father cummed into the toilet and he evolved out of a sewer drain. From the chemicals in the sewer it has turned the jordans skin fully white like a piece of paper. Jordans facial expression lacks emotion, this is because he has no soul and the only thing he is attracted too are that of a species called ethans. Ethans and jordans are destine to fall in love in one life or another, and parttake in gay sexual intercourse to create what is known as a mason or a max. Jordan speaks in a high pitch lgbtq toned voice.
Brooo i me and my holmie got so horny last night w just started jordanning.
I didnt have a cumsock last night so i just pulled a jordan.
Wow prince phillip skin look like a jordan.
I didnt have a cumsock last night so i just pulled a jordan.
Wow prince phillip skin look like a jordan.
by Dickslaya685 September 28, 2022
Get the JORDANmug. The theory that providing assistance to a losing situation will not improve upon it. It would be better to capitalize on a winning alternative, or to improve one's own situation.
by JTrollen March 25, 2021
Get the Jordan-Gankmug. He is ephemeral and lacks time management skills. Although he can be smart he is very annoying and rude.
Jordan: what a babe
by cait_9182 October 6, 2021
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Get the Jordanmug. 
if you ever go to zumiez don't trust the man name Jordan he lied about Jordan skatepark and says stuff is fire but he lies
by draco malfoy haircut August 6, 2022
Get the jordanmug. by 2k 17 January 31, 2022
Get the Jordanmug.