smack-a-dong

to bring great force with forearm to male external reproductive organ. (the long tubular one)

Andy held a smack-a-dong contest in his basement. He won.

by rr2 February 15, 2008

ding dong eat it up eating while their mix it up

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by Naufalicious December 2, 2024

liquid dong

A fluid in which Lucas Noble drinks while playing xbox

Lucas loves a tall glass of liquid dong

by Liquid dong April 18, 2018

Dong d’oeuvre

Dong d’oeuvre (n.) /dɔ̃ dœvʁ/ — A handheld, body-based food presentation in which an edible item (usually creamy and/or spreadable) is served directly from the cock of a consenting human, intended to be consumed by another party with direct contact.

— You bringing appetizers?
— Yeah, just one. A dong d’oeuvre.

by poplar_method August 1, 2025

Dong

Something you call your friend when there are being mean or annoying

Person 1: HAHA You Suck

Person 2: Ugh Your Such A Dong

by Eonic Mystic April 5, 2021

Donging

Donging can defined as having to put your own dick in one ear, through your frontal lobe and then out the other ear, leaving your personality and behaviour virtually unrecognizable.

Donging. Bob didn’t even dong himself that hard, yet, the equilibrium of his brain had been forever changed.

by Michael 26738 October 16, 2020