I am infertile from eating scented candles. The

A comment most often left by a user on YouTube named “lpc9929” who also leaves other comments such as “Hey Google exit YouTube” on his channels community posts, he is seen eating candles.

L PC: “I am infertile from eating scented candles. The”
Dragonpainter299: “what”

by TheIrritatedScot September 18, 2024

Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third May 09, 2023

Trust me, I am a pilot!

Set expression which you use, when some douchebag is dobed about your actions

Calm down, and trust me, I am a pilot!

by Space Mom April 17, 2017

Tobi high ams

Smelly boi

Tobi high ams is smelly by alfie

by Jason Fay 1992 November 23, 2019

0 am

0 am - Basically the time where i get up in the bed and start twerking
Then stop when its 1 am..
Then dream of amogus

Coi: I just woke up in 0 am
Coi: its time to make life a living nightmare again

by someonewholikeseatingmayo June 27, 2022

what am i? a dumbass#3352

An amazing person who likes makoto!

Person 1:Have you heard of what am i? a dumbass#3352?
Person 2: YEAH OFC THEY ARE THE BEST!

by Whenhimikoisus June 12, 2021

breathe air am i right

Something someone says once all of their brain cells must update their computer.

Jim: Hows your day?
Bob: Breathe air am I right?
Jim: ...

by WhenYouBreathe December 09, 2018