Matt

Sometimes helpful but mostly ignores people named kai.!

"Matt? ... Matt!" Matt: "Oh what? sorry."

by Vince519519851 May 23, 2023

Matt

He is an back stabing jerk who will cheat on the one he has been with 5 times. He wont care if your already heartbroken by your last boyfriend. He may seem like a sweet guy and outstandingly smart and strong, but all he'll do is shatter your heart into a million.

gf: y-you CHEATER!!
matt: was never ment to be.

by anonymous October 11, 2020

Matt Walsh

A UFO enthusiast

I've heard Matt Walsh believes that aliens built the pyramids

by Eushshtb October 2, 2024

Matt Tort

When a dude is banging a chick belly to belly

Oh shit Kyle just banged that chick Matt Tort style!

by Butch Jackson July 25, 2024

matt diffley

a beautiful boy with a pig nose and pretty brown eyes with golden and black streaks but makes u fall inlove w him and falls inlove back then he has severe anger issues if u don’t like even a song he likes hell block u and wont let u be happy with anyone else and hell make u wanna blow ur brains out and go for ur frieds but love him

“i had my first love already “ it was matt
who’s first love wasnt matt diffley”

by bluefarts7220 April 2, 2023

Matt Coburn

Some teacher who is really funny, is a huge joke, just makes you laugh out loud with his constant emails and spirit week reminders

Oh, Matt Coburn posted again with his dodgeball announcement or whatever. I'm like, Bro. I DON'T EVEN LIKE DODGEBALL! NO ONE CARES!

by 20209 July 21, 2023

Matt chauncey

Matt chauncey is a mean muthafucka he will beat anyone's ass and it dont matter if you a girl you'll get your ass whooped too.

Hey bro what happened to her matt chauncey whooped her ass then her old mans

by Matt chauncey October 11, 2020