Salty Uncle

Salty Uncle refers to a truly adorable man, who can be as soft and loving as a teddy bear marshmallow or as driven and focused as bad ass navy seal with a score to settle. They can sometimes be referred to Salty Pork Hand too, which is strange as they are more commonly associated with being addicted to Salted Fish and Fresh Mango, post massage. As loyal as an Akita, they will never let you down and have been known to excel at jobs such as Quality Assurance & Regulatory Management, Trade Show Management, Spontaneous Spy missions to India and Guidance Councillor.

"Hey, check out Salty Uncle over there.. look at him go! Looks like he's on a mission to return 12 umbrellas to hotel to avoid a fine"

"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"

"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"

by Mangoes Since 2025 June 3, 2025

Uncle trine

The gayest uncle you could ever have !!

My uncle trine is very gay and funny

by Papigonzales November 23, 2021

Sucky uncle

An unwanted uncle.

My sucky uncle ate all three bags of my Halloween candies , what an sucky uncle.

by (T) September 11, 2022

great-great-uncle

Great-grandparent's brother.

great-great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Uncle

Your parents brother whos job it is to constantly sexually harass you and rub you.

Look Jim there is an uncle over there. Let's hope he doesn't hurt you like last time he was horny

by Oaky dokey March 20, 2020

Uncle Stinky

Will Forte

Will Forte's nephews call him Uncle Stinky

by BOBBYROOSSSO February 6, 2024

Uncle Alex

Someone (usually middle-aged, white, and male), who acts creepily and suggestively towards others (often significantly younger, sometimes minors). Basically another name for the stereotypical creepy uncle.

Woah, slow down uncle Alex!

by pseudonymbicile September 22, 2025