tiny time

the act of masturbation on a schedule

Oh damn, it's 12:30 AM- It must be tiny time! Get out your porn!

by PowerPlayersChat April 9, 2007

Turkey Time

The two or three work days before and after Christmas break when no one gets any work done.

"Hey did you do that thing you were gonna do?"

"Nope"

"Why not!? You should have done that thing a long time ago, did you forget?"
"No I'm just on turkey time and not getting anything done."

by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018

Comedic Timing

Ben Cowan doesn’t have it

Friend 1 “Hey, you want to hear a joke?”
Friend 2 “Yeah, sure”
Friend 1 tells joke within 24 hours
Friend 2 “Wow that’s great comedic timing”
I.e. not replying ‘thanks I work out’ to ‘he is damn cute tbf’ after a day

by BigBensEyeMask February 13, 2019

bag time

when you are in your feels

just thought of my ex and now im in my bag time

by alwaysinmybagtime May 7, 2018

mo-time

a spare hour or two spent in the company of someone who has a nickname of "MO"
The time must be incredible, and involve an adventure or a pointless roadtrip which leads no-where

I spent mo-time in a car to tescos, before we found out they didnt sell what we wanted.

by Mothepro123 June 12, 2007

One Timed

A phrase used to describe the act of being or getting "fucked up". It is a versatile term that can be shouted out loud to show enthusiasm towards getting "messed up" on whatever you prefer.

Examples:

1. Ya buddy lets get One Timed!
2. Those keg stands really got me One Timed!
3. Grab the Grav, I wanna get One Timed!

by FeedUsMcFetus August 28, 2010

The time nut

To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.

I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
Bro

by Skeleton secretary October 24, 2018