Danish Douche

the act of smothering pancake syrup all over a woman's vagina and than performing oral sex on her

Dude! Last night I tried the Danish Douche on my girlfriend and she loved it! You gotta try it on your woman!

by literacola December 11, 2006

Douche Bag

A person who is generally not courteous, and does things that are considered to be generally dumb and insulting, or just plain weird. Also, a U-M fan.

Before I even met him, I knew he was a douche bag, and I was right, by golly! He is a douche bag!

by The Leopard December 05, 2003

douche

1. A feminine hygiene product used to clean out the vaginal region after sex, as to keep it from smelling after a while. 2. The word that Lauren Barnes doesn't know the meaning to.

Example 1:
Me: "Hey Lauren Barnes, what's a douche?"
Lauren Barnes: "Oh, rreeeaallll funny Jake *Makes look like she just choked on my cock*"

Example 2:
"You smell like shit."
"Sorry I haven't douched in a while..."

by Anti-Lauren Barnes June 04, 2005

Douche

A red-neck kid from the central Oregon coastal town of Newport.

Man, Cory is such a douche

by Joe mama foo February 07, 2009

douche dick

A combination of someone who is a total dick and a bit of a douche bag

That guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a total douche dick.

by timbog1979 April 16, 2006

douche pancake

the highest level of douche possible...ever

Josh:Dude, Gil is one large douche pancake!!

Miss T: I know,right?

by Josh is my name February 05, 2010

regal douche

regal douche- an emphasis on the classic insult "douche" or "douchebag"

Dwight, the 40 year old manager of the Y who checks out 10 year old girls, is a regal douche

by piss off May 04, 2005