textercourse 

Textercourse is the text version of Phone Sex.

So we were in the middle of dinner, but he kept texting me dirty messages, before you know it, I had to excuse myself to the back room to relieve myself... We had an awesome textercourse.

textercourse by Thegranitehills December 19, 2009

textramarital affair

The art of cheating on your partner using text messages.

The neighbor girl and I are having a textramarital affair!

textramarital affair by Born Lucky May 27, 2010

texting courtesy

Verb
The act of texting someone back when they give you a bullshit response like "k"or"lol".

I hate when people text back stupid responses but i have to use texting courtesy.

texting courtesy by Nukanukanuka April 12, 2010

Textual Harrasment

Is defined as
A) Person who doesnt quite get that you may not need a new text every two seconds.

B) Unnecessarily lewd, crude, and generally down right gross picture message forwards that no human being should have to bear witness to.

C) As more generally associated with A.I.D.S. these are numerous late night text suggesting redevous with unwanted dweeb/swap donkey of a more druken sexual nature than what is called for in said situation.

A) Holy fricken cow, gave my number to a co-worker to keep me up to date with schedule changes now I get like 50 a day from them, if this doesn't stop gonna have to turn them into the boss for textual harrasment.

B) HOLY SH*T F&CKING BALLS, WHO IN THIER RIGHT MIND THOUGHT I NEEDED TO SEE A 500 LBS WOMAN GETTING F&CKED BY 3 MIDGETS WITH 6 MORAY EELS, NOT COOL, ONE MORE AND YOU GETTING BLOCKED FOR TEXTUAL HARRASMENT!

C) Man just cause I got so drunk one night that I thought I was gonna have to splint my pecker and broke down and boned this swap donkey 3 months ago, shes thinks she can textually harrass me now when i am sober and it will work, hell no, not even with your pecker dude.

Textual Harrasment by ben14 July 7, 2010

textjacking 

Textjacking is when you receive a text message from a wrong number and you send a random response to highjack the conversation.

Wrong number: "its lexy. where r u?"

Textjacking: "the border patrol is searching the car!! i think they r gonna find it!"

Wrong number: "find wut? who is this?"

Textjacking: "3lb just like they wanted. think im good, they dont even have a dog lol."

textjacking by acenlaurarafferty November 7, 2010

textmanship

The art of texting on a cell phone. As penmanship is the art of writing, textmanship is the art of texting.

That girl has great textmanship, she can text 100 words per minute.

I really want to improve my textmanship, maybe I will take an online course to increase the amount of words I can text per minute.

textmanship by MasterFirm May 24, 2011

Textually Active

What an adolescent becomes upon receiving their first cell phone.

It’s always a 'double edged sword' for a father when his daughter becomes textually active. While it allows for effortless communication, he must also accept that she is finally becoming a woman.

Textually Active by Spike Emerson September 14, 2011