A salty geeza is Jack piper phat headed and is one of those teenage key board warrior's. When confronted Inot real life they pussy out and flap faster that a pigeon. Skrrrr pop pop
by Afghans finest quality street February 7, 2018
When one is aggressive and defensive for no apparent reason and expresses these feelings like a small child. These feelings may be expressed through articulate yet confounding phrases that when listened to are often disorienting and slightly uncomfortable. Salty-Bullshit may be practiced against all of the following groups of individuals: loved ones, coworkers, one's boss, friends, and strangers. Salty-Bullshit is unpredictable by nature and may occur without a moment's notice. Beware.
Guy1: I really like your shirt
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.
by Chiefer Sutherland May 22, 2017
The opposite of sweet spot.
by LazerJesus January 13, 2022
When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card
Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER
Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'
Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'
by neckbevvies247 May 15, 2021
by Koolkid1907 December 15, 2019
by Shanda Robinson May 31, 2008
Salty Squad "Leader" : Adjective: the leader of a squad, who refuses to recognize how important each member is. Typically believes that his actions alone can guarantee a vicotry or win in the underlying event. Will give props to another member of the squad when they do well, however, he believes it was a direct result of him being there.
by Droppingtruth26 March 31, 2016