Salty Santa

When a male ejaculates onto a someones (usually lovers) face and allows it to dry up, thus forming a greyed beard like santa.

Woman - "I let david give me a salty santa last christmas"

by rettican December 15, 2017

Salty Oklahoma

When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.

“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”

“Yeah man she was an easy rider”

“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”

“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”

by KeithTheAssBasket November 7, 2019

Salty pear

When someone eats a girl out after getting creampied.

That salty pear was juicy AF.

by Burrywood May 9, 2024

Get Salty

To be ejaculated on or in as defined originally by Jay.

“You close bae” “Yeah bae I’m about to get salty all over you”.

by KingBuck1701D December 28, 2021

Salty

When Henry starts typing embarrassing wrecks on Discord.

Here is an example of Henry being salty.
"DUMB QUOTES
XDXDXD"

by CMS Spirit Squad June 1, 2018

Salty

Someone who is very experienced in his/her job field

Wow! It's weird how that salty ass lcpl has more ribbons then those boot corporals

by Pog April 22, 2017

salty butthole

Someone who is being salty but also an asshole. Instead of calling them one thing, call them both.

Steve was being such a salty butthole yesterday.

by skettiandbutter October 8, 2015