Robert

Robert is a nice,funny, and gentle. He will always be there for you in tough times, and will build you up like no other. He is the perfect material for a best friend and will do anything to keep you happy. Never lose a Robert because you will be sad. He will love you like no other and will treat you with love. He cares more about other people than himself so be sure to look out for him. Usually tall Roberts are more rude, And shorter Roberts are nicer.

Robert such a hunk!

by Bsbdjsvdnd January 5, 2021

Robert

Robert is the god. When you see a Robert you should immediately relinquish all mortal possessions and sacrifice your eggs as well as a textbook.

Receive Robert into your life and cleanse yourself of sin. Pray to him and he will listen.

by Enlightened Robert worshipper December 30, 2021

Robert Salvester Kelly

Free Him He ain't do nothing wrong

Ay free Robert Salvester kelly

by Free r kelly January 21, 2022

robert

robert is a really sexy guy. he is always the most caring person in the world. if you have a friend named robert you need to keep them. they usually have thick dicks that cum alot. robert has a lot of experience with kids. he is a good babysitter and you must make out with a robert. he is a great husband and father for children. he is great at math, mariokart, and technology. if you are named robert you are good at all deez things.

robert is a very nice person

by ebfjkawehbfhleflhaebfhjebfhjeb March 10, 2022

Robert Downey Jr.

Hollywood's COMEBACK KID! Started in the '80s, had ups and downs, but blasted back as IRON MAN. A talented actor with CHARM and charisma, he's the billionaire superhero we all wanna be!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: "Who's your favorite Avenger?"

Person 2: "Gotta be Robert Downey Jr., man! Tony Stark himself!"

A list of comma-separated tags: COMEBACK KID, IRON MAN, AVENGERS, Tony Stark, Hollywood, CHARM, superhero.

by courtofowls August 23, 2023

Robert Wu

An asian mudafucking midget which has a big brain inside a tiny head, but they are mentally insane.

I saw a Robert Wu! *Oh Shit*

by SomeRandomDude34iopi4 December 9, 2019

Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020