Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.
A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.
You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
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Pulling a Matt is when you always make excuses up to no do things, or just slack off at work and just dick around on your phone, and just being an over all pussy.
Person 1: jeez that guys been on his phone slacking off all morning!
Person 2: ya he has been, must be pulling a matt.
Person 2: ya he has been, must be pulling a matt.
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Person 1: wow that guys been on his phone all morning and hasn't done any work!
Person 2: wow ya he has been, must be pulling a matt!
Person 2: wow ya he has been, must be pulling a matt!
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