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On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.

August = Anal !!
August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.
by Mod.Steven21✅ August 28, 2025
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August 2

It’s national incel day! If you were born on august second you’re probably a lonely incel that doesn’t go outside
person 1: hey this guy was born on august 2!
person 2: oh you don’t want to talk to him he’s probably an incel
by leonsreallycool July 30, 2021
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August D

The best rapper on this planet also known as suga from bts. He has insane flow switch and recently became a ginger. He has the best tongue technology that could make any girl scream without the s. He also has the biggest feet i have ever seen but its ok bc big feet mean a big di-
“Wow did you see august D and his tongue technology?”
by LALABTSISLIFE November 21, 2021
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August 22nd

Sister:What are you doing?
Me:I’m sneaking out, it’s august 22nd!
by NotRose🌹 August 22, 2022
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August

Its a fucking month, you dipshit.

A month with DAYS! WOW
"What month is it today?"
"Its August, you fucking dipshit!"
by BABago May 27, 2021
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August 12

Today is NATIONAL FRIENDS APPRECIATION DAY‼️‼️🎉 which means post your friendssss and why you appreciate them
Girl1:why you posting me today

Girl2:because it august 12
by Youllwe August 12, 2023
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9th august

9th August is the day to kiss your 4th cousin whose name starts wit L
-it’s 9th August

-I’m gonna kiss L today 😘
by Lucas.Joshua August 7, 2022
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