fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in

Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then

by SmallCreamDaddy November 26, 2021

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Shut yo faggedy ass up nigga

Once said by the legendary discord packer "No-lungs Chunks". He says this when he asks some one a question and when they try to answer he interrupts them mid-sentence. If he succeees he gets 1 point, starting a "forced upon" points game with them. You don't need to be gay or black to be adressed by this sentence.

Chunks: "Yo Tim, did you call Dequavious yet?"
Tim: "I did, but he said-..."
Chunks: "Shut yo faggedy ass up nigga."
Tim: "Aaaiiighttt"
Chunks: "Let's gooo. 1-0 baby."

by Schedeladmirer June 20, 2022

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Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt

1. The ultimate comeback, often times rendering the usee speechless, followed be a tea bag to emphasize your point.

2. Someone you really don't like at all kind of like a cum guzzling titless faggot.

1.Holy fucking ass crackers that guy just cut me off! What an Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt

2. Douche: You fucking twat I will murder you!

Not a Douche: Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt (Tea bags douche, rendering him speechless).

by BRayLujan July 12, 2010

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