shit on my helmet

When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.

You need to flush out better next time... I've got shit on my helmet!

by Cooptastic November 20, 2015

squash shit

end disputes

end the drama
leave it all behind

when squashing shit, you leave all drama behind , every inch of anger has to be left behind

"dude just fight him, squash shit "
"yeah me and jessica squashed shit , no more drama"

by rumplestilskin1234567890 February 12, 2014

Shitting your boots

A combination of the phrases "quaking in your boots" and "shitting your pants". Caused by extreme fear that causes you to shit diarrhea that slides down your pant legs and into your boots.

That roller coaster is so scary, it will definitely have you shitting your boots.

by mr.aaaahmann May 26, 2023

shit.

when shit is not good enough to be said so you add a fucking dot to it

SHIT.

by idontknowstopit September 16, 2018

Don't SHIT ME

a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.

it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.

" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"

by jude_it February 21, 2023

Piece of Shit

1. An incomplete hunk of fecal matter.
2. Only a part of an entire bowl movement.

3. An actual part of a shit.
4. A person, place or thing that is not a whole turd.

Karl Marx was an evil shit. Alicia Garza, Patrisse Cullors, and Opal Tometi are all Marxist piece of shit.

by SHANKS ANATHEMAS April 15, 2022

Chaotic little shits 😛✨🤗

A beautiful group chat of stupid people. It usually consists of a sad lesbian, the sarcastic aesthetic one and the one who loops every conversation back to Taylor Swift 💕

“Oh my god, this trio I know are such an aesthetic mess but super hot 🥵”

“Oh they’re probably chaotic little shits 😛✨🤗”

by Chaotic little shit #3 July 2, 2021