Me: *slaps crushes ass*
Crush: “why did you do that?”
Me: “I had to it’s December 6th nationaI slap ur crushes ass day
Crush: “why did you do that?”
Me: “I had to it’s December 6th nationaI slap ur crushes ass day
by Imcoolright December 6, 2019
Get the NationaI slap ur crushes ass day mug.by idgawmabi January 14, 2020
Get the don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it mug.you are to use this phrase when you stumble upon someone that is mentally subnormal or has a real issue with being an asshole.
my friend Abdul is a cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit, nigga can't do fucking sums without crying
"cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit," said my mom to my dad when he was being a useless dumb drunk clown
"cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit," said my mom to my dad when he was being a useless dumb drunk clown
by youstupidassbitch March 17, 2020
Get the cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit mug.something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in
Guy 1: *silence*
Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny
Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here
Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something
Guy 1: ok then
Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny
Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here
Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something
Guy 1: ok then
by SmallCreamDaddy November 26, 2021
Get the fuck me in the ass and call me johnny mug.by Fallen-Oak November 25, 2020
Get the Bitch ass motherfucker where you goin'? mug.Once said by the legendary discord packer "No-lungs Chunks". He says this when he asks some one a question and when they try to answer he interrupts them mid-sentence. If he succeees he gets 1 point, starting a "forced upon" points game with them. You don't need to be gay or black to be adressed by this sentence.
Chunks: "Yo Tim, did you call Dequavious yet?"
Tim: "I did, but he said-..."
Chunks: "Shut yo faggedy ass up nigga."
Tim: "Aaaiiighttt"
Chunks: "Let's gooo. 1-0 baby."
Tim: "I did, but he said-..."
Chunks: "Shut yo faggedy ass up nigga."
Tim: "Aaaiiighttt"
Chunks: "Let's gooo. 1-0 baby."
by Schedeladmirer June 20, 2022
Get the Shut yo faggedy ass up nigga mug.on the monday of may 3rd it is national ass pic day and is deemed respectful to send an ass pic either of whoever you choose for the holiday or whoever ask for one
national ass pic day may 3rd
1: you know what day it is
2: hell yeah i do
1: here you go
2: damn you juicy asf
1: you know what day it is
2: hell yeah i do
1: here you go
2: damn you juicy asf
by peanut butter jelly me up May 1, 2022
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