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P: "Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology."
by wbamo! September 12, 2021
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Math Monkey

A stereotype referring to an annoying asian person.
"Yo Tim, stop riding my dick bro, you're being a fuckin' math monkey!"
by John Yang May 23, 2018
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The Moronification of Singapore Math

The process of making the Singapore math curriculum, or part of it, accessible to all dummies and idiots, especially among those who have an irrational fear of the bar model method, which is the soul and heart of Singapore’s elementary school mathematics.
Mathepreneurs leverage on the moronification of Singapore math to help raise the quantitative literacy of millions of math-anxious or mathophobic students and their parents worldwide, who have since become better and more confident problem solvers.
by Numerati April 8, 2025
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Math

Schools and teachers way of torture on kids. The kids hate it cause they know that they are just about to get tortured. Math is known as the torture method with the least amount of death per year, but it is still super dangerous.
Guy right before math: ahhh freak off, its math now!
Teacher: hi everyone welcome to another math lesson!
Class: *silence*
by Filidili November 30, 2018
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MATH

acronym -- Andrew Yang's campaign response to the MAGA slogan. It stands for Make America Think Harder.
The opposite of Donald Trump is an Asian man who likes MATH.
by Littlefaith January 3, 2020
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Sparx maths

Something that makes you want to shoot yourself in the balls 17 times and gives clinical depression. This site was created by Hitler and the devil brainstorming worse ways for torture and suffering all I have received from this site is a death wish and pain. Fuck sparx.
Daniel: "oh no I've got Sparx maths due tomorrow"
Brydin: "alright, I'll load the gun"
by Oy Vey 947 December 4, 2023
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Math

Something filled with numbers that make you want to kill urself and when you get to higher levels they throw the whole alphabet In there too
Fuck I have to go to math again
by Kill-my-self April 19, 2019
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