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First Day Of School

A day of school that looks anxiety producing and scary, but in reality isn't that bad.
Me in August: Noooo, the First Day Of School is in less than a month now! Homework, stress, 10 months of torture!

Me at the end of the first day of school: Huh, that was easy. There's no homework until a month from now. All I had to do was introduce myself.
by DaKing1234 August 12, 2024
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My First Post

A post you make on any social media when you were 9 and didn't know that the internet was a horny mess and still maintained your innocence and youth, which you then fondly look back on as a chronic Redditor.
P1: "Hey dude, look at my first post."
P2: "Oh wow, you were REALLY young then."
P1: "What's that supposed to mean?"
by The Hat King September 20, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Drew "Angie" Barrymore & Jennifer "Y" Lopez: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Carry Underground Narcotics Together 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Lord Rat The First

Person with massive dick and balls, better than abberat in every way
Person 1: OMFG ITS LORD RAT THE FIRST *CUMS*

Person 2: OMG IT IS *dies*
by NOTLORDRATTHEFIRST January 18, 2022
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First assessment curse

Refers to performing poorly or not according to your expectations in the very first academic assessment of the year
I got my academic results and I fell victim to the first assessment curse
by SirePapi April 6, 2021
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sesquiple-first-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's sesquiple-first-cousin.
2- Sesquiple-first-cousin's great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's half-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's half-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's half-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-grandpibling.
6 - Child of the parent's half-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-grandnibling.
7- Sesqui-first-cousin-thrice-removed.
My sesquiple-first-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.
by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022
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