May 9

My birthday and whoever born on it is a sweet, kind, sometimes a jerk, person.

I was born on May 9th. - Zach
That's why you're so nice. - Emily

by UltraOnUrbanDictionary November 8, 2019

Flag

Get the May 9 mug.

May 4

National potato day. Bring a potato to work

Ted: Hey Steve did you bring your potato today
Steve : no Ted why
Ted: it’s May 4!
Steve: so
Ted: it’s national potato day duh 🙄

by Yeeted potatoe December 12, 2019

Flag

Get the May 4 mug.

People born on May 30 are the sexiest people on fucking earth.
They might think they are not cute and that no one likes them

But actually everyone is into them, they're just afraid to be rejected

.

They also have the best sex

F: Have you seen Emily? She's fine asf
X: IKR! She must be born on May 30
Z: I heard that she has amazing sex

by Iwasbornonmay39lol April 18, 2020

Flag

Get the May 30 mug.

May 3rd

From the Wattpad book Even the Stars Can Be Hollow, May 3rd is the day that smii7y lost the love of his life John to suicide

Ashley: Have you read Even the stars can be hollow?

Cam: yes May 3rd is always the worst date now

by Mandomandomando February 22, 2020

Flag

Get the May 3rd mug.

May 17th

National Bully CritMeOut day

it's May 17th time to bully CritMeOut

by May17Crit May 17, 2020

Flag

Get the May 17th mug.

May 25th

International Baker army day

A day everyone in the Cash and Maverick Baker army celebrates

People in the baker army (fandom) created this day for a recreational purpose but is very important to them as their fandom ( #bakerarmy ) is one of the strongest and will always unite to make one another happy, they’re a pretty awesome group if you ask me, if you ever have any worries you can always talk to anybody be from the bakerarmy as they will always listen and show you how to have a good time.

Louise: “what’s the date?”
Harley: “May 25th, why?”
Louise: “it’s International Baker army day!”
Harley: “happy Baker army day”
Louise: “to you too”

by Queenmegan July 3, 2020

Flag