Matthew Fletcher

A guy who can not weld and someone who scares the girls away from his bad breath and hair. Also a Matthew Fletcher can never grow a mans mustache.

(girl) Oh did you see that Matthew Fletcher at the club last night?

(girl 2) Oh you mean the one with bad hair and bad breath?
(girl) Yea that one, i see his work, he cant weld for shit. Id rather go bang his friend Will!
(girl2) Yea I agree.....what a dick.

by Mr Left March 17, 2015

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Matthew Alexander

One hell of a guy, everyone should have a big matty in your life ;)

SOC: "Oh my its Matthew Alexander!"

Matt: *Walks in, wind blows through hair...(Oh wait)*

SOC: Faints *GASP*

by Anonymous041016 January 23, 2024

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Matthew

Matthew is a sweet, nice, cute loving guy, mostly to have brown curly hair and nice brown eyes. Matthew also is very athletic, and tall. Matthew is very loving when is a relationship, very caring, and always there for you whenever you need him. He’s shy when you first meet him, but when you get to know him, He’s so funny and silly.

Matthew is my world! <3

by Flu3e June 12, 2021

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Matthew dente

A lazy bum that sucks toes on a daily that screams like a bitch and sucks at possibly every damn game there is too own. Also likes gay chad

Damn why is Matthew Dente here

by The real slang April 23, 2018

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Matthew

The name Matthew means gift from god. Matthew is a very special type of guy. He is the life of the party once he gets even a little fucked up. It’s takes a lot to get Matthew angry so if you manage to do so you better run. Matthew has a lot of fun with his sense of humour that the pussies of his generation claim to be inappropriate. Overall he’s one hell of a fun and caring guy

Yo did you see Matthew at the party he was so fucked up and was the life of the party.

by Habsfan69 November 20, 2020

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