May 5

This is a national rock, paper, sissors day (mostly rock). Playing rock, paper, sissors on this day is good because It's the national rock, paper, sissors day!

Person A: Wanna play rock, paper sissors?
Person B: Sure
Person A: Okay, first comes rock
Person B: WAIT NO IT'S MAY 5 THE NATIONAL ROCK PAPER SISSORS DAY-

by elenaaablacksss December 25, 2020

May 24

A day were you can grab a girls ass

Tony: it's may 24
Sarah: so?
Tony: turn around

by Realnamenotfound May 24, 2022

May 17th

National Bully CritMeOut day

it's May 17th time to bully CritMeOut

by May17Crit May 17, 2020

May 4

National potato day. Bring a potato to work

Ted: Hey Steve did you bring your potato today
Steve : no Ted why
Ted: it’s May 4!
Steve: so
Ted: it’s national potato day duh 🙄

by Yeeted potatoe December 12, 2019

me-mai

Pronounced "mee-may." Short for meter maids, the folks who check to see if you haven't paid the meter or are otherwise parked illegally---and then fine you.

I parked on King Street for five Goddamned minutes and wound up with a $45 ticket. I swear, man---the me-mai is worse than the po-po.

by bdawgy0 June 9, 2011

May 3rd

From the Wattpad book Even the Stars Can Be Hollow, May 3rd is the day that smii7y lost the love of his life John to suicide

Ashley: Have you read Even the stars can be hollow?

Cam: yes May 3rd is always the worst date now

by Mandomandomando February 22, 2020

May 23rd

International Weed day!

Person 1:Hey man, did you know it's may 23rd?

Person 2:Wait really, let's go smoke some weed!

by Napriz Random May 23, 2022