eggo waffle looking bitch

An eggo waffle looking bitch is a term used by white middle schoolers who are cussing out their beautiful young substitute teacher. The origin of the word is unknown but most likely pulled out of this young lad's ass.

That substitute teacher man, she's an eggo waffle looking bitch.

by substituteteacher March 11, 2023

doo wop looking mother fucker

those little shitheads from down the street that you just want to stop singing so bad that you curb stomp them away

look at you ya doo wop looking mother fucker

by the doo wop bandit June 26, 2015

Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

Look at that bitch braids

Commonly used to refer to a girl with braids that look like a dried up wig that got electrocuted into an improper fraction, or in simple terms a girl who has fucked up braids

*points to a girl with shitty braids "Oooh, look at that bitch braids. "

by Mannymoons September 13, 2022

Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

Laura-Looks

The act of an individual giving a self inflicted wedgie while wearing white underwear (briefs) to mimic a makeshift thong, after which said individual struts around crowing "LA-rah LOOKS!!!" in reference to the character from the television program "Family Matters"

Oh shit, he's doing Laura-Looks.

Brett ran into the room, his Hanes underwear jacked up into his butt crack, screaming "Laura-Looks" , excitedly announcing his provocative fashion choice.

by LauaraLooker April 1, 2022