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Cross-eyed Julie

A small city local channel meteorologist who is so flabbergasted just trying so see around her over sized nose that she has gone crossed eyed from the effort.
Hey what's the weather doing tonight skeeter? Well Cross-eyed Julie said we may see up to 15 cm of snow by morning.
by Plowmandan February 15, 2017
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T-July

A month that is so eventful you can’t think of just one highlighted event.
I had an absolute T-July this year; you know, when a month holds a year’s worth of events.
by urbantee August 7, 2022
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July 7th

If it is your boyfriend/girlfriend’s birthday send him a full nude every hour to make his day amazing.

You have no choice>:
Boyfriend : it’s July 7th and it’s my birthday.

Girlfriend : Happy birthday *sends them a photo*
by Jazzyyyy<3 May 14, 2024
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July 31st

National flash your boyfriend and sit on his face day
I’m gonna sit on my boyfriends face and then flash him because it’s July 31st
by GolfHoser July 30, 2025
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July 20th

July 20th is ask your crush out day. Ask that person it would probably make them happy
“Oh It’s july 20th i guess im gonna shoot my shot with Bailey cause we only live once.”
by 2high2cry. June 15, 2022
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1st july

National 2 foot day

2 foot every one on the 1st of july for national 2 foot day.

Good luck
Its 1st july you know what that mean... Let's 2 foot Tony.
by Err shush June 21, 2021
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20th July

The day my ✨4liferrr✨ was born, happy birthday have a great day <3333
It’s 20th July! An amazing person was born! <33
by Obliviouscloudz November 4, 2021
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