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something that someone shouldn’t take seriously...cuz it’s a goddamn joke.
I like dick
“Omg ew”
“ITS A FUCKING JOKE DUMBASS
by HeySuckMyBigLeftToe May 20, 2018
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Smoke and Joke

How junior enlisted while away their service time: smoking cigarettes and joking around with each other. Typically done in small groups when on break, standing post, or at quarters.
See those embassy guards standing post at the gate? They smoke cigarettes and bullshit all day. Smoke and joke. Most of them will never make rank.
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A Joke

You
Hey mom whats a joke?
Mom: ha, honey its you
by AnimeFanLol July 13, 2020
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Dick joke

All/any joke that Nikki laughs at
Nicki, she only laughs at dick jokes
by 123datboi123 February 5, 2019
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joke

by TatiLol December 17, 2019
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no joke

Two simple words only cool people can use. When you once use it you get stuck and can't make a sentence without it. In German it's "ohne Witz".
Lotte: no joke it's so fucking cold
Kathi: NO JOKE
Felix: no joke I can't stop saying "no joke"
by brr-grr September 23, 2018
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Maged joke

A witty comment or play of words designed to be understood by intellectuals of the highest order. It usually elicits mild amusement.
Mike: I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
Jason: haha, great Maged joke!
by UDSubmitters October 21, 2013
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