Sure there's a bit of a firey dragon waiting to set you ablaze should you disagree with him inside James but behind that big beast there's also a big softie just wanting love and head rubs. James will lead you on epic campaigns, teach you everything he knows about online gaming and cook you a tasty dinner even after he's had a long day at work. Sure he'll mock your scrabble words but he'll also take you camping and toast you marshmallows and tell you you're beautiful when you're sick with a terrible cold. If you take care of your James he will be your best friend, your fiercest advocate, the love of your life and a hell of a good time in bed. So take care of your James cuz if you don't he'll mess your shit up.
A James is like a porcupine, basically a spiky teddy bear, cute and cuddly but will cut you if you're not cuddling him right.
Look out, it's a James and it looks angry, quick feed him and tell him he's pretty!
I love me some James.
Look out, it's a James and it looks angry, quick feed him and tell him he's pretty!
I love me some James.
by NerdGirlvsTheWorld January 06, 2018
A person with a big dick
Girl- omg I slept with JAMES last night!
Other girl- omg from his name it sounds like he had a big dick
Other girl- omg from his name it sounds like he had a big dick
by Chickenpotlolpop May 21, 2018
James is a boy that feels left out when he does everything, and barely has any friends, and he has dated at least 4 of your friends. He seems like he is the worst boyfriend you can ever have, but girls feel like he is the best boyfriend you can ever have. James thinks he is super ugly, but the girls. Never tell him how hot he actually is.
by FriendlyFire341 January 02, 2020
by Liam Daniels February 09, 2007
a psycho bloke who comes from Blackpool. When sober, is generally sarcastic - which to people he dont know, gives really bad first impressions , and is genreally good at computers. HOWEVER
feed him some alcohol and he becomes a psychotic woman raping whore. Tells his friends how he would like to do shot girls one handed, and finds it difficult to not shout out to fit birds how nice their ass is, regardless whether or not their boyfriends are present.
feed him some alcohol and he becomes a psychotic woman raping whore. Tells his friends how he would like to do shot girls one handed, and finds it difficult to not shout out to fit birds how nice their ass is, regardless whether or not their boyfriends are present.
Friend : hi Stu, who is your friend... he's a fuckin nutcase. He shouted to some bird that she was fit then her moche boyfriend jumpped on his back and cut his ear open... then he got headbutted by a police horse!!
Me : ROFLMAOLOLZBBQ... thats Frazer James
Me : ROFLMAOLOLZBBQ... thats Frazer James
by Shelly February 03, 2005
Performed in a pool full of nasty old gay men; a man named James vigorously butt fucks a man named josh while everyone watches... Josh loves it !
by Fire torch June 08, 2014