Ball my Sack

When one screws up a task and gets frustrated.
“Well ball my sack, I just totally messed that shit up.”

“Did you see that ECN that Travis Kyle just released? He really balled my sack.”
by RuckDuck98 June 24, 2019
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hit the sack jack

A term used to tell a person to do something or leave a certain place. This term was first developed when a super scientist changed the channel, which his grandson was watching, on the television.
Son: Hey! I'm watching TV!
Grandfather: Hit The Sack Jack!

Son: I don't know if i should ask her out Rick.
Grandfather: Hit The Sack Jack!
by Mattanian May 30, 2017
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a whole sack of assholes

it's feeling like complete shit. quite literally, you don't just have one asshole producing shit, but a whole sack of them.
or
someone who looks disgustingly beat or ugly.
Damn, I got so wasted last night i feel like a whole sack of assholes.
or
Shit, Carly is one ugly sack of assholes.
by natalie thorne May 01, 2006
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Fat sack of shit

A fat person who sit's around all day doing fuck all.
Hey Stephen get some work done you fat sack of shit
by Marvinhanovver August 21, 2009
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Soupy Sack Surprise

(v). 1. The act stepping out of a reall hot bath or shower then lowering your warm soupy ball sack into your sleeping girlfriends mouth, spitting on her forehead and yelling surprise when she wakes up gagging on your sack.
1."Hino, I may have been dreaming but i think your brother gave me a Soupy Sack Surprise last night."

2."Wake up bitch its a Soupy Sack Surprise."
by LS returns(tiny) January 12, 2009
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drifting sack of shit

No one likes your drifting sack of shit.
by stiffshifter October 07, 2009
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Stealth Sack Attack

When your colleague or supervisor sneaks up behind you and stands so close to you while you're seated at your desk, that their balls are resting on your shoulder and you don't notice
Willidan almost laid a greek cheese out of shock when he realised that he was the victim of a stealth sack attack.
by netmonkey February 21, 2009
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