ROCKY DU'COCKY

A small penis man named rocky who lays in bed all day complaining about having small genitals. Usealy enjoys homosexual activities with with people just like him self

"Hey rich have you seen rocky..no? he probly off being a ROCKY DU'COCKY then"

by ROCKYS MOM May 25, 2022

Doing a Corey Greenwood

Leaving Friday, coming home Sunday.

God I’m tired, was doing a Corey Greenwood on the weekend

by Cassi95 November 27, 2023

Touch of the Cork

Slightly retarded. This is a reference to the 90s sitcom, Life Goes On, in which the Thatcher's son, Corky, had down syndrome.

If you see someone doing something retarded, you would say, "He's got a touch of the cork."

by anonymous June 19, 2024

Emergency Finger Corking

A high-stakes, deeply human moment when an urgent bodily situation forces an immediate, improvised solution to avoid catastrophe.
The name captures the panic, ingenuity, and split-second decision-making required to hold the line until relief is secured.

Possible causes:
• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal
• Being trapped in traffic, a meeting, or a checkout line
• Overconfidence after questionable food choices

How to perfect this method:
• Preparation: Know restroom locations wherever you go
• Mindset: Stay calm — panic speeds failure
• Execution: Commit fully and do not second-guess
• Aftercare: Immediate bathroom access, cleanup, and a moment of silence

Examples in use:
1. “I was two steps from disaster — had to deploy Emergency finger corking to survive.”
2. “That wasn’t bravery, that was pure Emergency finger corking under pressure.”
3. “Traffic taught me a lesson today: never underestimate the need for Emergency finger corking.”

by EthanolLancx January 8, 2026