happy train

When a tranny and a tranny get into bed together and mash the improper parts together to create a 'happy train' The name comes due to the train aspect of people being pleasured with one tranny being pleasured (likely from behind) by another tranny.

Marcy walked into a room so see her sex changed son on a happy train with her transgendered boyfriend.

by Bunnny1022 May 15, 2020

sympathy train

Someone who will just run you over with shit trying to get sympathy. See also attention whore and drama queen

Girl 1: Hey, did you hear about Kelly?
Girl 2: I don't pay attention. She's such a sympathy train.

by J-Verc February 20, 2009

Alaskan Oreo Train

(v) A sex act, usually performed after the female sex partner has eaten a meal. To start off, a girl and a guy have sex next to a heater, or any other heat source. The guy fucks her in the ass until she shits buckets of her last meal all over him. He then takes a handful of the shit and stuffs it into her mouth. She doesn't swallow it, but leaves it in her mouth until the heat dries it up. Then she has the guy continuously jizz into her mouth full of dried poop, until the jizz softens it up. Then, the slimy mixture of jizz and poop slides down her throat. She then throws up, and the guy uses the mixture of puke, jizz, and poop as lube for some great anal sex.

Elizabeth is excited to go to Marty's house after the party for a nice Alaskan oreo train....
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The room reeked of shit after Marty and Elizabeth did an Alaskan oreo train.

by put a dick all up inside her March 3, 2015

Alaskan Freight Train

A chick freezes her shit and uses it as a dildo

i heard Katie uses an Alaskan Freight Train instead of a vibrator

by that dudde who knows things September 19, 2009

jaw-strength training

Jaw-strength training is where you put random items in your mouth and chew them from boredom. But somehow in the end, leaves your jaw hurting like you just ate out a humongous pussy.

Joe : "Chris, why are you not eating my asshole out aggressively tonight?"

Chris : "Sorry Joe, I had a tough jaw-strength training session earlier"

Joe : "Oh well let me suck your dick then."

Oh boy, I feel like I just ate a humongous pussy out. Must have been the jaw-strength training.

by YouGetNoGluv December 17, 2012

first-train late

when you miss the last train and instead party all night and catch the first train in the morning and go straight to work.

Kat - 'We were out late last night.'

Andy - 'Yeah, we were first-train late.'

by ESL January 16, 2008

El Dorado Train

When you bang the 4 people that are really close. Who are all pretty trill people

Billy, Joe, Marco and Jesus are all really trill! I should have an El Dorado Train with all four of them!

by Fratty22 July 24, 2014