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THE ACT OF BESTOWING, DEMONSTRATING or EXHIBITING ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ONTO A JO NISHA KELLY:

1 a (1) : strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties <maternal love for a child> (2) : attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers (3) : affection based on admiration, benevolence, or common interests <love for his old schoolmates> b : an assurance of love <give her my love>
2 : warm attachment, enthusiasm, or devotion <love of the sea>
3 a : the object of attachment, devotion, or admiration <baseball was his first love> b (1) : a beloved person : darling —often used as a term of endearment (2) British —used as an informal term of address
4 a : unselfish loyal and benevolent concern for the good of another: as (1) : the fatherly concern of God for humankind (2) : brotherly concern for others b : a person's adoration of God
5 : a god or personification of love
6 : an amorous episode : love affair
7 : the sexual embrace : copulation
8 : a score of zero (as in tennis)
9 capitalized Christian Science : god

COURTESY OF VERONICA ACOSTA ;-)
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show us your face

A phrase for intimidate someone to say his real personality
by luli.fr July 03, 2015
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1. Phrase to describe something that is hot. Really hot.

2. Reference to a night club fire that "Great White" started. Christ, they killed a 100 people; that's over half their fans. I'm sure some of the people went there just to get drunk and laugh at the fat metal singers from the 80's, but they ended up dying too.

3. A way to end your way to end your "career."

4. Used to describe a big disaster that should have been avoided if someone, I don't care who, had used a bit of common sense to forsee cause and effect in a given circumstance. Kind of like when one of your friend's says "hey, check this out" and ends up hurting themselves trying to do something cool.
by dedsqwirl December 11, 2004
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not my monkey not my shit show: what are monkeys in cages notoriously known for?
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show
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National Show Me Your Titty

On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.
National Show Me Your Titty - National Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.
by National Show Me Your Titty October 28, 2020
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show me your tits day

a day on november 18 of every year. usually to fuck gamer boys over in the middle of no nut november.
hey i’m already done with more than half of no nut november

girl: oh is that right? *shows her tits*
why would you do that now i’m going to fail no nut november

girl: because it’s national show me your tits day
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national show your pp day

Show your pp tho everyone who desires to see it ;)
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