The A-pex Nerd
n.
The Apex Nerd is the deity of the Nerds. He reigns over all that follow him and has an extremely large influence in the dark corners and parental homes of kids over age thirty and fourty in the world. The Apex Nerd only comes to one in visions and dreams, yet those not worth ("the Outworlders," or simply not nerds) statis cannot see him.
n.
The Apex Nerd is the deity of the Nerds. He reigns over all that follow him and has an extremely large influence in the dark corners and parental homes of kids over age thirty and fourty in the world. The Apex Nerd only comes to one in visions and dreams, yet those not worth ("the Outworlders," or simply not nerds) statis cannot see him.
Head for the hills! It's the Apex Nerd!
Praise the Nerd, the Nerd of all the Nerds, the One, the Apex Nerds. I hail to you, Nerd of Eternal Light! *cries*
Praise the Nerd, the Nerd of all the Nerds, the One, the Apex Nerds. I hail to you, Nerd of Eternal Light! *cries*
by Ashur January 28, 2004
(n) The faint to bright, shade-changing glow that is cast upon a person who is using a computer in the dark, typically associated with computer 'nerds'.
John: "Jim, can you turn down the brightness on that screen? The nerd-glow is disrupting our movie."
Jim: "Hold on, I almost beat this level"
Jim: "Hold on, I almost beat this level"
by Neil@RateSavvy January 28, 2011
A physique or certain posture typical of long time gamers or office job holders. Lack of flexibility, hunched posture, and decreased vigor, or fitness are common attributes.
"After years of growing up playing Minecraft, and then struggling to do yoga, I realized I had developed a nerd body."
by J and J December 20, 2020
by fuckyouinspecific,spencer December 27, 2022
Someone who loves dicks and is infatuated with every fact about them and can’t stop thinking about them.
by Butcherboy USA October 29, 2021
A person who has an unusual fascination with penises. This person knows every fact and stat that one could know when it comes to the male genitalia.
Have you noticed Tammy never looks you in the eye when she talks to you!
I know man she always is staring at my crotch! She’s such a meat nerd!
I know man she always is staring at my crotch! She’s such a meat nerd!
by Butcherboy USA October 29, 2021
The act of an expectant parent who designs a website specifically for communicating the details of the birth to family and friends.
During pregnancy the act of preparing the nursery and the house in general is referred to as "nesting." This is generally done by the mother.
Nerd nesting, generally done by the father, is the preparation of a website to announce the birth of the baby.
Nerd nesting, generally done by the father, is the preparation of a website to announce the birth of the baby.
by snakeroot October 20, 2010