Shitting your boots

A combination of the phrases "quaking in your boots" and "shitting your pants". Caused by extreme fear that causes you to shit diarrhea that slides down your pant legs and into your boots.

That roller coaster is so scary, it will definitely have you shitting your boots.

by mr.aaaahmann May 27, 2023

Boot dump

When you take a shit and it smells so bad you vomit into the same toilet

I woke up hungover as hell and did a boot dump in the bathroom

by BootdumperInSalzburg December 22, 2020

groovy boots

Really good stuff.

I'll be there at 7. Groovy boots and coolio! See you then.

by Mstrpaen March 14, 2017

Funky boots

When a woman stick her heel in the guys dick while the song “these boots are made for walking” is playing in the background and the guy tries to push flowers out of his ass

Woman: I gave this guy the funky boots and the entire room smelled like flowers

by Funky boots March 10, 2021

asian work boots

Flip flops

Take off your Asian work boots and put on some socks. Your feet stink.

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 9, 2014

boot salute

Kicking someone in the face or head while wearing boots.

Oh, man, I got boot saluted in that mosh pit a few times.

by Bill Smells October 13, 2014

jack sparrow`s boot

The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.

"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".

by Clothears January 11, 2014