Tea Bag Queen

a female that places a man's ballbag or scroti into her mouth. Proper positioning requires she be on her back and mouth open, and the man squats over her mouth and "dips" the tea bag in and out. Can also be called a "TBQ" for short.

Yo there goes Kim the Tea Bag Queen.
Fo Sho Bro, one crazy Momma tbq'er!

by alex shirk February 25, 2007

Tea and fruit cake

Basically i code word for toss off (tea) and finger (fruit cakes).

Oooo me and her are gonna have a "Tea and fruit cake" sesh soon.

by RPS Triple Science Mandem<3 December 04, 2009

iced tea bagger

someone who chills their nutsack and places them on a sleeping persons lips

When you are an eskimo you are an iced tea bagger

by adam November 23, 2004

Gerken Tea Bag

Sex position when you stretch a persons anus then dip your testicles inside, keep them there for about 15 seconds then take them out and make the person suck your nuts

"Dude you know what a Tea Bag is?" -Matt
"Yeah!!!" -Connor
"Well theirs a weird gross version of the Tea Bag." -Matt
"Whats it called??" -Connor
"Nuts+Anus-Shit+Mouth= Gerken Tea Bag..." -Matt
"Ohh tell me more" -Connor

by Verrrrry Chilll September 15, 2011

Tea Cup

Jizzsizzle...a.k.a Graceface. The bestest person i know. She knows how to keep a smile on my face and should be everyone's best friend

Tea cup is the bombdiggity! She is one hella cool dork..hahahaha

by Raymond April 07, 2005

vampire's tea bag

a used tampon

what you got a face like a smacked arse for? rag week is it? got ya vampire's tea bag in have ya?!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

Bone apple tea

What some idiot thinks bon apetite is pronounced as, this phrase is traditionally said before a meal in the proper sense meaning enjoy your meal.

Bone apple tea is how stupids pretend to be classy

by Lordlotad November 14, 2016