Two Stall Shuffle

The act of pooping in a public restroom and realizing that the stall you are in is out of toilet paper. You then proceed to pull your pants up and shift awkwardly to the stall next to the one you were in, so you can then clean up after your poop
Guy 1: Man you were in the bathroom for a long time!
Guy 2: Yeah, I had to do a two stall shuffle while I was in there
by SamJak69 March 08, 2016
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Two-Buck-Chuck

An Australian slang word for a bottle of extremely cheap and nasty wine. Often confused with 'goon'.
Due to high alcohol taxes in Australia, despite the name, two-buck-chuck which once would've cost $2, may now cost anywhere up to $5.

The name is derived from its affect on the consumer, as drinking it very fast is potent and often makes the consumer quickly drunk and vomit violently.
It is often drunk for these above reasons- to get inebriated quickly and frugally.
Additonally- the action of vomiting quickly to sober yourself up, and to get back to partying is called having a "power-chuck".
"Do you want to get pre-drinks, before we got out?" "Nah, no time mate, I'm just gonna down a bottle of two-buck-chuck"
by A.Welles April 11, 2023
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The Two Inch Pinch

Masturbation where the penis is small enough that two fingers can be used to masturbate. The "Pinch and Roll" method is the best way to execute the 2 inch pinch
I was real lonely last night so I gave myself The Two Inch Pinch.
by ooden September 19, 2016
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Two Wheel Peel

Any motorized vehicle that has two engines independently turning two wheels. The wheels must not be connected with an axel and the engines must be throttled independently for it to be fully considered a two wheel peel. This is generally seen in an amateur go kart build where two engines are throttled by two separate pedals.
by Digbick Johnson June 17, 2018
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Two Finger Fiddle

When a girl does not know how to give head, she utilizes her thumb and pointer finger and attempts a handjob with two fingers, while maintaining a death grip equivalent to getting your dick stuck in a vice.
Dude, how'd it go with that girl last night?

Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.
by Callixtunis May 27, 2019
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between the two pits

Jim: how you doing today, Frank.
Frank: eh, between the two pits.
by Shine828 July 06, 2022
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two sandwiches and a nap

What you do just before you get clean and sober. You eat two sandwiches and take a nap. Get back to reality. Sober up.
Dude! You are spun the fuck out man! Time for two sandwiches and a nap!
by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022
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