Two-Month Bump

When you have a bit of a belly, and you could be easily mistaken for someone who is 2 months pregnant. Therefore, you have a "Two-Month Bump". This doesn't necessarily make a person 'fat', its just a little extra baggage in the tummy area.

*Looking at a photo on Facebook*
Jayne: Oh Lord, I totally have a two-month bump in this picture!

Anacaonia: Oh my goodness! You really do!

by courtisradical December 27, 2010

Just take two.

When you're not sure what the exact dosage of a drug is.

"Yo how many tabs should I take?"
"Idk they're 100 or 150 mics - just take two."
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"Dog how strong are these edibles?"
"Idk 20 or 80 mg - just take two."

by Sir Shmix-A-Lot July 20, 2020

Intertransgendercessionental boogalou for two

A mutual and unreciprocable forfeiture of ones "gender unbefitting ones birth sex" between two people while dancing.

If attempting to write down your sexual preference while doing the Intertransgendercessionental boogalou for two, make sure to use a pencil, so that the line may be moved as needed.

by RichardofPotato November 14, 2021

Oklahoma Two Sack

When two people are having sex and both wear a sack on their heads.

That bitch was so ugly I put a bag on my head in case her’s fell off! We call that the Oklahoma Two Sack!

by @paulester9 May 7, 2019

Two-Wheels Danny

A squeaky voiced dumbshit that is like Adam Sandler in Water Boy that races Lawnmowers on a daily basis and is still struggling through puberty at the age of 69

Look at Two-Wheels Danny ridin that mower nigga ass.

by PinkPussyTom May 20, 2016

Two Pants Joe

A complete shithead who's incredibley boring and fat. "Two pants" refers to the fact that they have to wear to pairs of pants to contain their fatness. "Joe" refers to how boring said person is, topping off their already irritating demeanor.

Hey, that guy over there is such a Two Pants Joe.

by boykisser84 June 6, 2019

two faced friend

A friend who is always nice to someone, but the second they're not with them they act like they hate them and talk bad about them

Tony is always nice to Sarah first period, but during second period all he does is talk bad about her and say how she is the scum of the earth. Tony is a total two faced friend.

by Cardinal Gibbons Student November 30, 2015