September 28

Oh you’re a libra!!! You will make a decision today. . . Or maybe not! This is what happens when you’re indecisive as fuck!! Carry on you wayward son!

It’s September 28th a star was born.

by Wayward daugther November 27, 2023

16th September

The day the best person in the world was born.

A: Damn he seems really cool
B: Yeah i know, it's cause he is born on 16th September

by Gruiutz December 3, 2023

Zero Sperm September

Basically the same exact thing as No Nut November, but during September instead of November. I don’t know why I made this, but I did.

Derrick: “Heyo! Did you fail Zero Sperm September yet?
Andy: “Nope! Still going strong!”

by criticalcounterpart August 20, 2023

Cold shower September

Yep. A test in your ability to be uncomfortable.

UGHHHH I HATE COLD SHOWER SEPTEMBER

by Lil barnacles #1 fan August 24, 2023

September 6th

National grab a boob day.

september 6th was when the first man ever grabbed a boobie.

by britki September 2, 2023

September the 3rd

The day your gf has to give you the sloppiest head ever known

Thank god it’s September the 3rd time for some head

by Jw1692 September 3, 2023

September 3

National naima hate day

“Its September 3 fuck naima!!

by big_tt September 3, 2023