Noob

A term or phrase used mainly by nerds and geeks who spend 24/7 on countless pc/video games. The word has literally no purpose in the world and is a waste on the english language. You will have to be a complete moron to use this term. Seriously, no one uses this any more.

Nerd 1: So last night i was on world of warcraft and I battled against some noob with an axe. What a quantum recombobulator!

Nerd 2: Wait that was me! You're such a Windows Vista!!!
Yeah, I went there!

Nerd 1: Oh no you di'int I bet you can't calculate Pi to even one digit!

Geek: I was playing on zombie attack 3 the other night when some noob zombie hit me with my own calculator!

Gangsta: Fuck you man, get your ass outside and learn some better trash talk.

by Cittycat April 15, 2012

Noob

Person who just started playing a video game especially call of duty

Wow Doug is only a level 2 prestige, he is a noob

by Samantha124388 May 2, 2025

Noob

this type of word is for the gamers or something
it tells you that your a newbie or beginner

Hey You are a Noob

by Dirpious February 24, 2017

Noob

Noob- Noun: Acting stupid, not doing a smart thing, being wierd or nerdish.

Noober- Noun: Step up from the word Noob. Acting extremely stupid, and emotional.

Noob- You Noob!

Noober- Your a Noober!

by Ms. Smarts April 7, 2011

noob

The non-binary/enby term for boob. (see also, moob)

That's a nice noob you got there, can I see the other?

They've got some good noobs.

by GoddessOfHappiness September 28, 2021

Noob Af

When someone is a complete loser and boring as hell, you can call them a noob af.

EX. OMG are you doing your math homework right now, your a noob af.

by BussyLover101 December 11, 2022

Noob

A new player, not someone who just killed you.

Omg this kids a noob

No he’s not he’s a new player, and you just got killed by him loser

by randomgirl1800 April 17, 2020