May 4

National potato day. Bring a potato to work

Ted: Hey Steve did you bring your potato today
Steve : no Ted why
Ted: it’s May 4!
Steve: so
Ted: it’s national potato day duh 🙄

by Yeeted potatoe December 12, 2019

May 5

This is a national rock, paper, sissors day (mostly rock). Playing rock, paper, sissors on this day is good because It's the national rock, paper, sissors day!

Person A: Wanna play rock, paper sissors?
Person B: Sure
Person A: Okay, first comes rock
Person B: WAIT NO IT'S MAY 5 THE NATIONAL ROCK PAPER SISSORS DAY-

by elenaaablacksss December 25, 2020

May 24

A day were you can grab a girls ass

Tony: it's may 24
Sarah: so?
Tony: turn around

by Realnamenotfound May 24, 2022

h-may

1. An acronym used to reflect the four words; i.h - how, ii. m - mad, iii. a -are, iv. you.

2. Used in an insulting manner or in manner of ridicule to described an individual's increasing anger, frustration, anxiety, or animosity.

1-2. H-may man since I blatantly humiliated you in front of everyone here today?

by nb*mb March 26, 2010

May 3rd

From the Wattpad book Even the Stars Can Be Hollow, May 3rd is the day that smii7y lost the love of his life John to suicide

Ashley: Have you read Even the stars can be hollow?

Cam: yes May 3rd is always the worst date now

by Mandomandomando February 22, 2020

May 20

National poopoo your pants day! Let out all the poopoo!

“It’s May 20!! You know what that means! *absolutely shits pants*”

by Dearest Yuri March 8, 2022

May 5

Drive over to you boyfriends house and sleep in bed with him day.

Him: did you forget what day it is today?

Her: OH shoot you’re right I’m coming over right now! It’s may 5th

by slimykiddo May 5, 2021