May 20

National poopoo your pants day! Let out all the poopoo!

“It’s May 20!! You know what that means! *absolutely shits pants*”

by Dearest Yuri March 8, 2022

May 5

Drive over to you boyfriends house and sleep in bed with him day.

Him: did you forget what day it is today?

Her: OH shoot you’re right I’m coming over right now! It’s may 5th

by slimykiddo May 5, 2021

h-may

1. An acronym used to reflect the four words; i.h - how, ii. m - mad, iii. a -are, iv. you.

2. Used in an insulting manner or in manner of ridicule to described an individual's increasing anger, frustration, anxiety, or animosity.

1-2. H-may man since I blatantly humiliated you in front of everyone here today?

by nb*mb March 26, 2010

29th may

National buy ur girlfriend floweres day

Oh shit it’s 29th may I gotta get my girlfriend flowers

by Ricgugl666 May 29, 2021

May 3rd

From the Wattpad book Even the Stars Can Be Hollow, May 3rd is the day that smii7y lost the love of his life John to suicide

Ashley: Have you read Even the stars can be hollow?

Cam: yes May 3rd is always the worst date now

by Mandomandomando February 22, 2020

May 9

My birthday and whoever born on it is a sweet, kind, sometimes a jerk, person.

I was born on May 9th. - Zach
That's why you're so nice. - Emily

by UltraOnUrbanDictionary November 8, 2019

May 17

the day your suppose to hit on dev and buy her nicotine.

Oh shit it’s May 17th, I have to go to the smoke shop for dev

by dinodevy May 17, 2021