duct tape code

Code that just about works, hanging together from borrowed code, ineffective classes and functions.

Often this is the result of bad planning, or an iterative approach to fixing bugs over time.

Alan: How does this code you wrote work?
Ada: No clue, I wrote it 6 months ago and has become duct tape code.

by MeneerLuka June 19, 2023

Vogon Poetry Code

Computer program code, generally written by a person whos ego has the gravitational pull of the sun, that once read causes the reviewer to want to rip out their own insides.

A example of Vogon Poetry Code would be:

$id = 0;
while (!$id || mysql_error()) {

$id = rand(1, 10000000);

mysql_query("INSERT INTO `table` (id) VALUES ('".$id."'");
}

by EnglishMouse April 29, 2012

The Code

Never bend never fold

"jay got hit with the charges but he stuck to the code and didn't rat"

by FuckTwelveOnGang July 16, 2021

The Code

While playing Among Us, if person 01 convinces others to vote out person 02, and they turn out to not be an impostor, person 01 gets thrown out immediately

Person 01: "Okay so red was not an impostor..."

Person 02: "Always follow The Code."

All: *noises of agreement*

by NethsKays February 17, 2021

english muffin code

Code that is written in a way such that there are numerous nooks and crannies that make it nearly impossible to test thoroughly

"The testing team needs to cancel their summer plans to handle regression testing all this English muffin code."

by HabaneroPacifier May 14, 2020

Code Green

a code green is when you are in a public setting and you find leftover kush from previous endeavors

Friend A: " There's a Code Green on my Jacket"

Friend B: " Fuck, abort mission"

by nerryolokush November 15, 2016

a-coded

used to discreetly describe autism in a cool way

"I saw this TikTok that accurately described me and then I looked at the #autism tag. I guess I am kinda a-coded."

by shaneichi June 26, 2023