Me: *slaps crushes ass*
Crush: “why did you do that?”
Me: “I had to it’s December 5th national slap ur crushes ass day”
Crush: “why did you do that?”
Me: “I had to it’s December 5th national slap ur crushes ass day”
by Imcoolright December 6, 2019
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A combination of the phrases "pull it out of my ass" (i.e. doing something difficult in the last minute) and "got a wild hare up my ass" (i.e. unexpectedly having motivation to do something).
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A combination of the phrases "pull it out of my ass" (i.e. doing something difficult in the last minute) and "got a wild hare up my ass" (i.e. unexpectedly having motivation to do something).
I pulled a wild hare out of my ass and wrote my 10 page report starting at 3am the night before it was due.
by Gypsy Scotty March 15, 2011
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Coined by Shaquille O'Neal's rap against Kobe.
Coined by Shaquille O'Neal's rap against Kobe.
Person A: "You're gonna get intercepted, watch!"
Person B: "Never! Watch, for the touchdown!"
Person A intercepts Person B
Person B: "Damn..."
Person A: "Tell me how my ass tastes."
Person B: "Never! Watch, for the touchdown!"
Person A intercepts Person B
Person B: "Damn..."
Person A: "Tell me how my ass tastes."
by The Cannon June 27, 2008
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Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.
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