fudge my muffins

When someone shits on a woman's chest while having sex .

"Oh baby I so want you to fudge my muffins"

by PhonicEmu54321 September 24, 2017

pet my cat

Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.

I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.

by PervGirl18 September 25, 2017

eat my nose

When someone says "eat my nose" they want you to makeout with them because it would be weird saying "eat my lips" or if your basic say "let's makeout"

"Dude Savannah said she was going to eat my nose last night at the party."

by Gatsby82747283 September 27, 2017

uh my god

when u walk down the hallway and someone says "can i get a o ya" which means a saying u say during any pain or anything tragically happening

uh my god u drunk my juice

by Ivan meijas September 27, 2017

board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

by Sexydimma September 28, 2017

Teasing my holes

When a male rubs his dick around the vaginal holes, teasing u

Oml stop teasing my holes

by Ok three times👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 September 29, 2017

all my life’s answers

Urban dictionary

Yo this web site here has all my life’s answers

by chappygamer42 October 4, 2017