Go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass

A derogatory way of expressing your dislike for someone.

Hey Peggy, go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass!

by Out of the way Peedro May 3, 2010

Half my ass and both my balls

Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.

I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.

by Mathias Gruber May 9, 2008

I need dick in my ass now

When you are extra gay, and are feeling extra horny.

Bob: "Oh my look at his dick, I need it in my add now ohhhh". Austin: ME TOO!!!! Both: I NEED DICK IN MY ASS NOW.

by aaaa@aaaa January 25, 2019

national grab angie’s ass day

to grab an ass of a girl named angie

dude it i can twait till friday it’s national grab angie’s ass day

by dreela dick October 4, 2018

slap ass day part 3

Pick a girl and slap her ass hard af

I walked up to that girl and grabed her ass cuz it slap ass day part 3

by Kobe been Bryant August 30, 2019

April 11th, national slap ass day

National slap as day is abroad! Go to your guy friends and smack there ass (include no homo) walk to your girl and slap her ass too!

April 11th, national slap ass day. The day of the ass.

by m&mx2 May 24, 2018

winding your ass and scratching your watch

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.

Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007