Shitting the bed/shat the bed
To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.
To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.
Tyrone really shit the bed when he told us about how he fucked a pineapple
-Jake
Oh you mean spongebob - John
-Jake
Oh you mean spongebob - John
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MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS as ANAL ALAN because they give you more than APPEARANCE PLEASURE you are required to be both an ELABORATE SHITEATER and MANDATORY SHITEATER in the PHYSICAL SENSE as from your HUMAN BOWEL at the right time as this is NOT IN YOUR HEAD as to stay out of more trouble and don't forget the PISS DRINKER and DRY OBJECTS either.
MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS as ANAL ALAN because they give you more than APPEARANCE PLEASURE you are required to be both an ELABORATE SHITEATER and MANDATORY SHITEATER in the PHYSICAL SENSE as from your HUMAN BOWEL at the right time as this is NOT IN YOUR HEAD as to stay out of more trouble and don't forget the PISS DRINKER and DRY OBJECTS either.
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“Man I had to take a shit but it’s just gone now. what happened?”
“Oh dude you just got shit remission. You’ll be fine.”
“Oh dude you just got shit remission. You’ll be fine.”
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(Possibly stemming from the term “otherworldly.”)
(Possibly stemming from the term “otherworldly.”)
“Bro! I kid you not, I just saw a Beagle longboarding all by itself!”
“Beagle? Like a dog?”
“Yeah.”
“Man, that’s some other other shit.”
“Beagle? Like a dog?”
“Yeah.”
“Man, that’s some other other shit.”
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