"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes

Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes

by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023

Ye

Ye

(Person friend) -hi (person)-ye

Therefor ye can be a mood of one person is : exitement anger or an everyday mood one must guess their mood if you ask they might feel a bit offended :)

by Anonymous_peaches January 24, 2022

yes sausage

A sausage is and ultimate furniture installer who is a toothless meth addict with squinty eyes and a receding hair line

Yes sausage, how you doin

by Sausnegg May 20, 2021

Ye

En förkortning av engelska ordet yes. Betyder ja.
Kan även stavas med två e dvs Yee.

Vän: Ska du med ut?
Du: Ye.

by MiffenMarcus May 7, 2020

Ye

A nickname/alter ego of my glorious king kanye west

Cool guy: Did you hear Ye’s new song?
Lame guy: No I don’t know who that is.

by FreezingFallout October 29, 2023

TBD/YE

A guy named tbd 101 who beats his cock to lana rhoades every day also found in discord.gg/twitter mainly

TBD/YE Was Caught Beating His Cock
TBD/YE Likes Kanye West

by noahrana October 12, 2021

Yes

Ye-ses
exclamation * noun

1. To confirm.

2. To ask why someone talks to you.

1. "Johnathan, is there weapons downstairs?" - "Yes, mother."

2. "Tim," - "Yes, do you need something?"

by Polistic April 26, 2024