Stoned Bear

That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.

(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!

by TurksAgainstVapes October 7, 2024

Stone slab

Little is known about the stone slab/stone slabs, but we do know the stone slab is impervious to any kind of damage, and there seems to be a cult like fan base surrounding the phenomenon, and there were rumors that there have been sacrifices done in honour of the stone slab.

Quote Jacob “Have you been honouring the stone slab today?”.

by Goop Gobbler October 17, 2024

Stone cold

When you embarass your friend infront of “ the huzz” ( the term for any girls)

When your friend puts you in a head lock in front of girls and you would say “ so stone cold”

by KJK08..2 November 27, 2024

rake stones

Using a dab tool to "rake" hash rocks on the banger of a dab rig.

Bro let's go rake stones at my place.

by C72347072 December 1, 2024

Keith Stones

Crack rock derived from the DNA of Keith Richards, as his whole body IS drugs at this point

"What you looking to get?"
"Got some Keith Stones?"

by Inv4drz December 2, 2024

Cast the first stone

A sarcastic phrase and reference to a Bible tale of a prostitute being sentenced to being stoned to death where Jesus says, "let he who has never sinned, cast the first stone"

It is now commonly used as a way of saying someone has no room to judge you for an act, specifically if they have done it themselves.

A: (smoking a cigar) I cannot belive you started smoking, it is terrible for you and shameful
B: (in a sarcastic tone) Well cast the first stone.

by Peanut butter and onions December 9, 2024

Stone souping

The act of a man passing a kidney stone through his urethra into a wet vagina. Inspired by the children’s book, Stone Soup, by Jon J Muth.

“Instead of going to the doctor Raymond stone souped his wife”
“I’m gonna go stone souping later, wanna join?”

by Darkphantomx July 2, 2025