clam pot

The opposite of a sausage fest... when the ratio of VAG is greater than the almighty PEEN.

Sally's mom and dad took her and all 8 of her sisters on a family trip to Disney Land... lets just say the trip was a total clam pot for sally's dad.

by psychovixen666 May 23, 2014

weird pot pie

Includes at least 4 people with an equal male to female ratio. This is the act of having sex with carrots, peas, and potatoes inside of a pastry shell, using gravy as lube.

Did you hear about Noah? He got drunk last night and had a weird pot pie

by Misfortune77 September 5, 2017

Pot Scraper

A person who leaves "nothing on the table", they makes sure they get every last bit of what is theirs.

Bossman is about his business, a real hustler, a "pot scraper".

by Bossman Lee March 18, 2024

pot

not that good kush
a glass at a pub

person one: "go get me a pot from the pub"
person two: "pubs don't have pot dumbass"
person one: "no a glass of beer fuckface"

by stinky_balls July 7, 2022

Pot noodle

When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants

Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle

Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught

by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018

Grape Pot

someone who looks like where's wally, and knows tells you everything about the latest war thunder update.

"mmmm like a grape pot, pringler"

by sex haver 1000 March 6, 2022

Sweet pot

1. A pot head obsession
2.a man that a is ok with his girlfriend cheat on him and let's other guys Take his girlfriend
3. A girl that is boy crazy for older boys
4. A cooked egg
5.A sweet person

6.A human that blows up your phone
7.a girl that everyone hates
8. A tree with falling leaves

student : Look at that girl everybody is hates her but me.
Teacher : it didn't I see you be Rube to her?
Student : no I just said she was a sweet pot.

by 459395 February 11, 2022