Relationship Condom

A form of relationship prevention whereby you casually date someone with the intention of preventing them from committing to another relationship. You may or may not be interested in this person, but what you are certainly interested in is keeping them off the market for the time being

Have you seen Amy is still dating Jonah? Looks like she’s got him in a relationship condom for sure.

by Uniqua_cam July 28, 2021

Relationship goals

A relationship where the guy has back problems and the girl has stomach problems. They are best friends yet at the same time they are the perfect couple.

Wow, Alyssa and Sebastian are the perfect definition of relationship goals

by Thebassmasterrah August 13, 2021

Relationship Valet

A liaison for busy people to handle minor and major relationship time management issues

“I’m still at work and busy. I will send the Relationship Valet to handle it.”

by NuclearBeast September 1, 2021

Relationship amnesia

When your S.O. Forgets how to do common things like booty calls, favorite sex positions, etc.

My gf didn’t know her favorite sex position anymore guess she developed relationship amnesia.

by Griswaldbattlehammer September 10, 2021

relationship saver

The type of person to save your relationship or someone else's

Thank you bro your such a relationship saver

by big robo dog September 15, 2021

Relationship

Jhedrick

I want to long relationship

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Relationship Assistant

Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.

May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.

Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.

Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."

by just like honey November 21, 2021