dumb squish

Someone who makes a careless mistake or blurts out something intelligent. Someone who speaks before thinking.
So johnny, I told her, "You're not FAT, you're just BIG!"

Danny, that's insulting you dumb squish!
by Maxabillion09 February 23, 2010
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More accurate version of "as dumb as a bag of hammers".

Used for academic wokists who have majors in English Literature.
She wants to ban Shakespeare because she's as dumb as a bag of stammerers.
by Pasajero DT June 27, 2022
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Scum Dumb

A person who is scum and who believes themselves to be scum smart, but in reality they are so stupid they would try and claim for disability benefit and home help from someone they work out with at the Gym
They are definitely scum dumb as they tried to make an insurance claim for new carpet claiming it was damaged by Penguin that flew in through the window
by Stormtrooper in Stilettos June 15, 2023
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dumb feminist neek

a person who get severely offended by the truth of society and says that they are bisexual but then doesn't like woman
oh this girl at this course is a dumb feminist neek ay
yeah g but do you got a lighter?
by gotalighterg March 06, 2021
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Selective Dumbness

When someone is unable or unwilling to speak about one very specific topic.
Filip had selective dumbness and was unable or unwilling to say I am sorry for the kidnapping.
by nintendojo August 14, 2018
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Dumb Lesbian

A girl who is a lesbian and is too dense to pick up on the hints that her friend has a crush on her. Usually used as a character archetype and a term of endearment rather than something negative, as the audience is frustrated, yet on the edge of their seats, with the will-they-wont-they dynamic. I.e. they're dumb relationship-wise, not smarts-wise.
Adora from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power is such a dumb lesbian. It took 5 seasons and Catra spelling out her feelings for her to realize she was down bad for her.
by B1KMusic June 08, 2024
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dumb laundry

dumb laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈdəm ˈlȯn-drē): laundry lacking intelligence : STUPID. //
“I want to wash my clothes but the DUMB LAUNDRY machines are either broken, occupied, or too old to even function anymore.”
by smartlaundryfan June 08, 2021
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