go back to your cave

a phrase meaning "shut up and don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet.

by Sexydimma April 7, 2013

go back to your cave

(originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)

a nicer (or more offensive depending on the situation) of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet. Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower

by Sexydimma April 28, 2013

underwear sea cave

Another term for a woman's wet vagina.

Her pussy was so wet it was like a underwear sea cave.

by SueEJustCause December 11, 2015

go back to your cave

(originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)

a nicer (or more offensive) way, depending on the situation, of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet . Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower

by Sexydimma July 31, 2016

Slugs in the cave

When some one needs to go to the toilet for a number two.

"I have slugs in the cave" "I need to go to the toilet. I Have slugs in the cave"

by DJ JA May 23, 2017

The Ball Cave

A sex position. When your balls deep in yo dogs ass and it’s hole widens so much you can crawl inside and fuck your own sister, so that’s what you do.

Carl: yo what’s your favourite position?
Me: the ball cave

by Sickmotherfucker February 19, 2018

Carter's Cave

A place that tends to boggle the mind and leaves people scarred upon seeing it.

He was fine at first, but after seeing Carter's Cave he was never the same.

by Salanzarx November 18, 2018